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Houses and Humans: A Cursed College Campaign

Houses and Humans: A Cursed College Campaign

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Houses & Humans is your chaotic, cursed guide to surviving college—written like a Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook. Part planner, part RPG, part survival journal, this book lets you level yourself up, take on academic “boss fights,” and cast real-life coping spells like Summon Focus and Banish Procrastination. Whether you’re a wide-eyed freshman or a tenured gremlin, gear up for a semester-long campaign against The Finals Beast, the FAFSA Fiend, and your own brain. You don’t win college—you just survive the dungeon.

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RPG survival guide for college students

Introducing Houses & Humans: A Cursed College Campaign—the original spiral-bound RPG survival guide for college students who feel like they’re questing through campus life on Nightmare Mode. But this isn’t just a planner—it’s a cursed campaign manual for barely-functional humans navigating the academic underworld with caffeine potions, chaotic coping spells, and a dangerously low stamina stat.

Welcome to college. Now, roll for initiative.

Designed like a tabletop role-playing game but firmly rooted in real-life challenges, this unique workbook is part planner, part journal, and part mental health toolkit in disguise. Here, you’ll build your own student character (yes, you), assigning stats like CHA, INT, and Vibes. Along the way, you’ll track daily quests, from laundry to lab reports, and earn XP for side missions like “Ask a professor a question” or “Make it to class without crying.

Face Your Academic Monsters Head-On

This RPG survival guide for college students helps you:

  • Set goals disguised as quests

  • Use gamified CBT-based coping tools

  • Face mental monsters like burnout, anxiety, and imposter syndrome

  • Record achievements, potions, spells, and survival stats

  • Reflect and regroup when your dice rolls suck

Beyond just tracking tasks and stats, Houses & Humans offers a fresh way to frame the chaos of college life. It encourages humor and self-compassion, reminding you that setbacks are just part of the game. Whether you’re struggling with motivation, social anxiety, or the pressure to perform, this guide equips you with tools to manage it all—one quest at a time.

Whether you’re a freshman bard in the dorm dungeons or a senior sorcerer ready to rage-quit your thesis, Houses & Humans: College Edition offers structure, validation, and humor in a world that often feels like it’s rigged against your build.

There are no grades here—just self-discovery, sarcastic spells, and enough emotional armor to survive the semester.

You don’t win college.
You survive it.
And this is your player’s handbook.

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