A Mock RPG Survival Guide for the College Campaign
Houses & Humans: A Cursed College Compaign
Your GPA is fiction but the monsters are real!
Houses & Humans is what happens when a cursed college planner mates with a fantasy RPG and raises their spawn on caffeine and spite. This isn’t just a guidebook—it’s a survival manual for students battling dorm dragons, group project gorgons, and the ever-elusive Ghost Professor. Whether you’re a seasoned dice goblin or just trying not to cry in your syllabus, this book turns GPA grief into magical mayhem. Perfect for students, nerds, burnt-out raccoons, and anyone who’s ever tried to summon motivation with snacks and witchcraft.
“Because real life is a dungeon—and your homework just rolled for initiative.”
Explore the Player Classes
Unleash your inner hero with our diverse range of player classes, each offering unique skills and adventures. From the studious Scholar to the charismatic Bard, find your role in the college campaign.
Data Seer
Masters of the digital realm, these firewall-forged defenders battle malware, explain two-factor authentication for the hundredth time, and bravely serve as tech support for every clueless soul in a 10-mile radius.
Flameforger
Wielders of fire and steel, these soot-streaked artisans turn molten chaos into metal masterpieces, fueled by caffeine, duct tape, and a blatant disregard for flame-retardant sleeves.
Astral Mathemancer
Reality-bending number wizards who conjure answers from equations, wield chalk like a wand, and navigate the multiverse of logic while quietly losing sleep—and possibly their grip on linear time.
Join the Party
A Mock RPG Survival Guide for the College Campaign
Ready your dice, sharpen your pencils, and equip your emotional support coffee mug — “Houses & Humans” is almost here!
This parody RPG-style handbook helps students navigate the real-life dungeon crawl that is college. Whether you’re choosing your major-class, dealing with roommate encounters, or surviving midterm boss battles, this guide is your ultimate Player’s Handbook for campus life.
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What Our Adventurers Say
★★★★★
I bought this thinking it was a D&D-style college adventure. Turns out, it’s just my real life in disguise — but now with XP for doing laundry and fighting existential dread with glitter. 10/10 would emotionally unravel again. The FAFSA Fiend still haunts my dreams.
—Definitely Not Crying, Just Leveling Up
Juniper “Spillcaster” Voss, Potion Master
★★★★★
Finally, a game that rewards me for crying in the shower and submitting assignments 3 minutes before midnight. I always knew my anxiety was a character class. Thanks to Houses and Humans, I now track my trauma with stickers. Academia, but make it witchy.
Ash Morley, Mind Tamer
★★★★★
I didn’t expect to relate so hard to a monster made of overdue group projects. Or to cry-laugh over a quest to do my own dishes. This book made me realize that surviving college is a fantasy campaign. Only with more caffeine and fewer dragons. Unless you count my advisor.
