Hi, I’m Jonia—Level 7 Human, late-diagnosed autistic, and former believer that everyone else was just pretending to be human and I was simply bad at it.
Houses & Humans is the manual I needed: darkly funny, neurodivergent-friendly guides that treat real life like an RPG. We level up skill points, not perfection. We roll with disadvantage and still take the shot. And yes—we haven’t always made the best choices. That’s why we write new quests.
What I make (for people like us):
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Core grimoires — short chapters, clear steps, zero shame.
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Quest journals — tiny quests, timers, and repeatable wins.
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Hexed for Kids — comedy 10-minute plays, spooky reads, and odd kidlit; some to perform, some to just enjoy.
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Chaotic Loot — nerd-adjacent shinies that boost morale.
How it ships (and why):
Most titles are printed on demand and ship from the nearest facility—less overproduction, fresher pages. Orders with multiple items may arrive separately. Logistics, not a curse.
Performance rights (kids’ titles):
Schools, speech & debate, and charity can perform the 10-minute plays for free—ask for a permission letter. Commercial shows kick a little gold to the dragon (simple license).
If you’ve ever thought “I need a manual on how to adult right,” these might help. Not because you’re broken—because the game is weird. We’re here to translate it into quests you can actually complete.
Need a hand?
Visit the Summon the DM page. I’ll check for traps, find the secret door, and hand you the next step.
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