Ask the DM
What is the return policy?
Case-by-case. If your book arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it—send photos and your order number within 14 days. Changed your mind? We’re print-on-demand, not a dragon hoard. Tell us what’s up and we’ll see what we can do.
Are any purchases final sale?
Digital downloads are final. Most print items are made to order; we replace defects rather than refund. If you’re unsure what to buy, ask the DM before you roll—we’ll point you to the right tome.
When will I get my order?
US: usually 5–10 business days from order to delivery.
International: timing varies by country and customs.
Pro tip: multi-item orders may ship in separate packages; you’ll get tracking for each one.
Where are your products manufactured?
Books are printed on demand by Lulu at the facility closest to you (fewer miles, fresher pages). Merch—when stocked—ships from our print partners.
How much does shipping cost?
Calculated at checkout based on weight, destination, and carrier options. International orders may have duties/taxes set by your country (the customs boss fight, alas).
Need an address fix or have a damaged order? Message us ASAP—once printing starts, reroutes roll with disadvantage.
What is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is 42, obviously.
Why does my brain hate me?
Your brain’s a dramatic narrator. Don’t believe its lies. Train it.
Also, capitalism demands I remind you there’s a book for that.