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    Advertising Is a Dungeon and I Am Underleveled: Why Marketing Feels So Hard for Small Creators
    Advertising Is a Dungeon and I Am Underleveled: Why Marketing Feels So Hard for Small Creators

    Advertising Is a Dungeon and I Am Underleveled: Why Marketing Feels So Hard for Small Creators

    April 17, 2026|Jonia Wortley
    Advertising your own work can feel like a dungeon built for someone with more gold, more stats, and fewer exhausted brain cells. A darkly funny survival log for small creators...
    Graduation Gifts for Students Who Are About to Get Wrecked by College
    Graduation Gifts for Students Who Are About to Get Wrecked by College

    Graduation Gifts for Students Who Are About to Get Wrecked by College

    April 16, 2026|Jonia Wortley
    Not all graduation gifts are useful. This guide covers better gift ideas for students heading into college, especially overwhelmed, neurodivergent, dark-humor-loving students who need more than a mug and a...
    Free Fantasy RPG Book Giveaway: Enter the Houses & Humans Brain Monster Codex
    Free Fantasy RPG Book Giveaway: Enter the Houses & Humans Brain Monster Codex

    Free Fantasy RPG Book Giveaway: Enter the Houses & Humans Brain Monster Codex

    March 7, 2026|Jonia Wortley
    Advertising is hard. Writing books, building websites, learning 17 apps, being a nurse, mom, dog mom, and wife somehow felt easier. So instead of pretending I understand marketing, I’m giving...
    You’re Not Broken. The Dungeon Is.
    You’re Not Broken. The Dungeon Is.

    You’re Not Broken. The Dungeon Is.

    February 22, 2026|Jonia Wortley
    You’re not broken. You’re navigating a loud, self-generating dungeon that runs on your own wiring. Brain Monster Campaign is a double-sided book—part campaign, part monster manual—designed for people tired of...
    Julie, Patron Saint of Stars and Reviews, Master of Thoughtful Giving
    Julie, Patron Saint of Stars and Reviews, Master of Thoughtful Giving

    Julie, Patron Saint of Stars and Reviews, Master of Thoughtful Giving

    January 4, 2026|Jonia Wortley
    When Julie left the very first review for Houses & Humans, she didn’t just click five stars—she triggered a canon event. This post welcomes the first saint of the H&H...
    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges
    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

    November 20, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    A stranger clicked “Buy Now” on an ordinary Thursday and accidentally ascended to minor godhood. Meet Joseph, Patron of First Sales — cosmic accident, lore-maker, and proof that even the...
    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon
    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon

    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon

    November 20, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    Achievement Unlocked: a real-life stranger bought Houses & Humans RPG! The first adventurer has entered the dungeon, proving the ads work and the campaign has officially begun. Welcome to the...
    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)
    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)

    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)

    October 27, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    Six hours designing socks, one computer crash, a dog-devoured sketchbook, and possibly an alien abduction later—my “quick Printify project” has become an epic quest. Between color mismatches, workplace interruptions, and...
    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)
    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)

    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)

    October 16, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    CBT is powerful, practical, and painfully underused. Houses & Humans turns it into something playable—because learning to survive shouldn’t feel like homework.
    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children
    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children

    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children

    October 16, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    It started as a bedtime story to explain the Easter Bunny and ended as my first book — equal parts comforting, creepy, and weirdly heartfelt.
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