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    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges
    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

    The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

    November 20, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    A stranger clicked “Buy Now” on an ordinary Thursday and accidentally ascended to minor godhood. Meet Joseph, Patron of First Sales — cosmic accident, lore-maker, and proof that even the...
    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon
    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon

    The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon

    November 20, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    Achievement Unlocked: a real-life stranger bought Houses & Humans RPG! The first adventurer has entered the dungeon, proving the ads work and the campaign has officially begun. Welcome to the...
    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)
    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)

    Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)

    October 27, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    Six hours designing socks, one computer crash, a dog-devoured sketchbook, and possibly an alien abduction later—my “quick Printify project” has become an epic quest. Between color mismatches, workplace interruptions, and...
    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)
    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)

    Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)

    October 16, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    CBT is powerful, practical, and painfully underused. Houses & Humans turns it into something playable—because learning to survive shouldn’t feel like homework.
    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children
    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children

    The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children

    October 16, 2025|Jonia Wortley
    It started as a bedtime story to explain the Easter Bunny and ended as my first book — equal parts comforting, creepy, and weirdly heartfelt.
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