⚔️ Contact the Chaotic DM

Need help with an order, a tracking issue, or a product that arrived looking slightly cursed?
You’ve come to the right quest hub.

💌 How to Reach Us

📜 Email:

• admin@housesandhumansrpg.com

• housesandhumansrpg@gmail.com

💬 Facebook:
facebook.com/HousesAndHumansRPG

That’s the fastest way to reach our guild clerics (a.k.a. customer support).
We typically respond within 1–3 business days, unless we’re in combat with the Printer Demon or wrangling a few small dragons.

🕰️ Hours of Operation

We’re based in Idaho, USA — a land of time zones and eternal Wi-Fi battles.
Messages sent during weekends or holidays may take a bit longer, but every one will be answered.

🧠 About the DM

This guild is run by a mental health nurse, writer, and mom of five, assisted by a husband, three rescue dogs, and enough neurodivergence to qualify as a full adventuring party.
Between nursing, school, and volunteer debate judging, life can get chaotic — but I genuinely care about every message that arrives in my inbox.
If it takes me a little longer to reply, it’s not neglect — it’s probably autism multitasking with caffeine.

Your patience means the world, and your support helps keep this chaotic campaign alive. 💛

🧾 Before You Roll for Help

You might find your answer here first:

• Return & Refund Policy

• About Us

If your issue involves a damaged, misprinted, or mysteriously vanished item, please include:

• Your order number

• A short description of the problem

• A photo (if applicable)

Our clerics will send word (and a resolution) as fast as humanly — and sometimes neurodivergently — possible.

✨ For Collaborations, Press, or Lore-Based Curiosity

Want to feature, collaborate, or talk about mental health advocacy through dark humor and storytelling?
Email admin@housesandhumansrpg.com — I love connecting with fellow creators.