Return Policy: Houses & Humans RPG

Welcome to the Oracle.
Your fate will be weighed by the mere choosing of answers. No dice. No appeals. Only outcomes.

How it works:
Choose. Submit. Be judged. Results may include temporary curses or brief, unreasonable buffs—both entirely imaginary and alarmingly powerful.

Warnings from the scribe

• Prophecy is fickle. Side effects may include clarity, denial, or purchasing a notebook.

• Titles granted herein are nontransferable, mildly cursed, and perfect for bragging.