Return Policy: Houses & Humans RPG

🎄 ORDER BY DEC 13TH FOR GUARANTEED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY! 🎁

 

Holiday Gift Guide for the Burnt-Out Hero

Welcome, weary adventurer.

You’ve survived another year of dragons (burnout), cursed artifacts (emails), and dungeon crawls (laundry). Now it’s time to roll for gift-giving.

Whether you’re shopping for a party member in need of emotional armor or need a morale boost for yourself (self-gifting counts as self-care), this guide will help you find magical loot that buffs your spirits — and maybe even grants +1 to Surviving Capitalism.

🎁 Featured Gifts for the Emotionally Exhausted

The Houses & Humans Book Series

Your life is the campaign. The quests are endless. The monsters are real — and the final boss? Adulthood.

Choose from:

  • College Edition – caffeine rituals, academic monsters, awkward charisma checks

  • Adulting Edition – burnout beasts, financial foes, anxiety gremlins

✨ Each quest is illustrated, darkly funny, and secretly therapeutic.

Coping Candles

“Holiday burnout is real. Light something besides yourself.”
Our Coping Candles are +3 Artifacts of Stability. Scented with safety and sarcasm.
Burn during stressful family gatherings, boss battles, or when folding laundry feels like a side quest.

Swag for the Functionally Cursed

  • Mugs of Mild Motivation: For the potion that keeps you going (coffee counts as spellcasting).

  • Totes of Emotional Baggage: Bag of Holding, IRL edition.

  • Notebooks for Coping Rolls: Track your daily quests and damage (emotional or otherwise).

Order Deadlines

🎄 For Christmas delivery, order by Dec 13th!
(After that, you're rolling with disadvantage on shipping timelines.)

Gift It Like a Dungeon Master

Everything is print-on-demand — shipped directly from our realms (via Lulu or Printify).
No inventory hoarding. No cursed shipping delays (hopefully).
All items are infused with emotional support, dark humor, and a faint scent of coping.

Final Thought:

Rest is a valid side quest.
Give the gift of functioning — or at least the illusion of it.