Adulting Is a Side Quest Embroidered Cuffed Beanie

Adulting Is a Side Quest

Tagline: Low XP. High emotional damage.

Because let’s be honest — no one wakes up ready to roll initiative against bills, emails, and the crushing weight of responsibility. This design is for the burnt-out heroes still showing up to the campaign called “life,” even when the DM forgot to hand out experience points.

Perfect for adventurers who’d rather be looting snacks than chasing promotions. Wear it proudly — you’ve earned every point of emotional damage.

A cozy, embroidered cuffed beanie that speaks to anyone navigating adulthood with a sense of humor and a love of tabletop adventures. Soft turbo acrylic keeps your head warm without itch, while the crisp embroidery—featuring a potion vial, a twenty-sided die, and the phrase “Adulting is a Side Quest”—adds personality and quiet geek-chic. The 12" cuff gives a structured silhouette that stays put on brisk mornings or late-night gaming runs. Wear it to the game table, on coffee runs, or while running errands when you want to show your fellow players you’re leveling up through life, one quest at a time.

Product features
- 12" cuffed design for structured, stretch-fit comfort
- Embroidered artwork featuring gaming-themed icons and text
- 100% turbo acrylic fabric — warm and lightweight
- Hypoallergenic material reduces risk of irritation
- One size fits most adults; compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.