Bag of Holding (Emotional Support Edition) – Houses & Humans, Cotton Canvas Tote

You don’t need “another tote.” You need a consequence-resistant inventory portal disguised as a bag. Summoned by Houses & Humans, the Bag of Holding (Emotional Support Edition) devours clutter and spits out competence (results may vary). Load it with books, a laptop, two emergency granola bars, and the audacity to try again tomorrow.

Artifact Stats

• Capacity: Questionable (functionally endless)

• Weight Limit: Your emotional bandwidth

• Enchantment: +5 to Denial of Burnout

• Debuff: Random sock appears at inopportune times

Why you’ll actually use it

• Built to survive real quests: school, shift work, appointments, “I swear I’ll go to the gym.”

• Art in our hand-painted, semi-realistic fantasy style (parchment tones, gold accents)

• Comfortable straps/handles for long travels between coffee and chaos

• Interior space that politely says, “Yes, all of that can fit.”

   

Product features
- 100% cotton canvas for superior durability
- Flat corners for a sleek finish
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) for reliable use
- Available in natural and black colors to match your style

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

 Not a real extradimensional portal. Contents may attempt to unionize.