Bag of Holding (Emotional Support Edition) – RPG Weekender Travel Bag for Gamers & Fantasy Lovers

You don’t need “another tote.” You need a consequence-resistant inventory portal disguised as a bag. Summoned by Houses & Humans, the Bag of Holding (Emotional Support Edition) devours clutter and spits out competence (results may vary). Load it with books, a laptop, two emergency granola bars, and the audacity to try again tomorrow.

Artifact Stats

• Capacity: Questionable (functionally endless)

• Weight Limit: Your emotional bandwidth

• Enchantment: +5 to Denial of Burnout

• Debuff: Random sock appears at inopportune times

Why you’ll actually use it

• Built to survive real quests: school, shift work, appointments, “I swear I’ll go to the gym.”

• Art in our hand-painted, semi-realistic fantasy style (parchment tones, gold accents)

• Comfortable straps/handles for long travels between coffee and chaos

• Interior space that politely says, “Yes, all of that can fit.”

Product features
- 100% Spun polyester: Durable, wrinkle-resistant fabric that needs no ironing.
- Rope handles: Elegant, 27" long cotton rope handles reinforced with gold color metal grommets for a stylish touch.
- Generous size: Measuring 24" x 13", this bag offers ample space for all your travel needs.
- Cream sheeting interior: Smooth and soft interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for easy packing and organization.
- T-bottom design: Provides stability and structure to the bag, allowing it to stand upright with ease.

Care instructions
- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Warning: Despite appearances, this tote bag is not an extradimensional storage space.
Overloading it with groceries, emotional baggage, or cursed relics may result in fabric distortion, shoulder strain, or mild existential dread.