Bag of Holding – Emotional Support Duffle for Gamers & Travelers and Nerds

You don’t need “another tote.” You need a consequence-resistant inventory portal disguised as a bag. Summoned by Houses & Humans, the Bag of Holding (Emotional Support Edition) devours clutter and spits out competence (results may vary). Load it with books, a laptop, two emergency granola bars, and the audacity to try again tomorrow.

Artifact Stats

• Capacity: Questionable (functionally endless)

• Weight Limit: Your emotional bandwidth

• Enchantment: +5 to Denial of Burnout

• Debuff: Random sock appears at inopportune times

Why you’ll actually use it

• Built to survive real quests: school, shift work, appointments, “I swear I’ll go to the gym.”

• Art in our hand-painted, semi-realistic fantasy style (parchment tones, gold accents)

• Comfortable straps/handles for long travels between coffee and chaos

• Interior space that politely says, “Yes, all of that can fit.”

Product features
- 100% spun polyester for wrinkle-resistant durability
- Stylish 27" long cotton rope handles
- Spacious size of 24" x 13" for all your travel needs
- Cream sheeting interior for a touch of elegance
- Designed and assembled in the USA for quality assurance

Care instructions
- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Warning: not actually a portal to holding demention.