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Welcome, Adventurer.
You’ve stumbled into the campaign no one trained you for: adulthood.
No starter gear. No healing potions in your mailbox. Just bills, burnout, and monsters stitched together from brain fog, dishes, and dread.
This grimdark-but-funny survival manual turns the horrors of everyday life into quests, monsters, and XP. Inside you’ll find:
Quests of Adulting – cursed errands like laundry, bills, and the fridge purge.
Monster Manual of the Mind – burnout beasts, anxiety gremlins, shame parasites, and worse.
Rituals & Spells – coping disguised as magic (because “Potion of Sanity Restoration” sounds braver than “drink some water”).
XP System – because even brushing your teeth while depressed deserves points.
Certificates & Rewards – grim trophies of survival, forged in sarcasm and spite.
This is not a productivity book. It’s not about thriving. It’s about dragging yourself across the battlefield of adulthood, clutching a mop in one hand and a half-finished tax form in the other.
If you’ve ever wanted a Dungeons & Dragons campaign guide for real life—equal parts dark comedy, CBT survival tool, and monster-slaying journal—this is it.
Your quest has already begun. The fact you’re still here means you’re already winning.
Dungeon Master’s Guide to Cursed Adulthood
$25.99