Houses and Humans A Cursed College Campaign / For students battling deadlines, burnout, bureaucracy, and academic necromancy.

A darkly funny college survival book for students heading into the academic dungeon.
Perfect as a graduation gift for gamers, weird kids, overthinkers, and anyone who would rather fight a monster than a FAFSA form.

College isn’t just hard. It’s a cursed dungeon crawl.

Houses & Humans: The Cursed College Campaign is a grimly funny RPG-style survival guide where finals become beasts, deadlines become boss fights, and bureaucracy has teeth. Build your character, track your stats, and earn XP for the smallest victories. Cast questionable coping spells, brew potions of dubious usefulness, and record your battles against academic horrors like the FAFSA Fiend, the Anxiety Gremlin, and the Finals Beast.

Part journal, part monster manual, part survival guide, this is a weirdly useful book for surviving higher education with coffee, chaos, and dice.

Best for:

• high school graduates heading to college
• college students who love games, D&D, and dark humor
• overwhelmed brains that need a survival manual, not a lecture

Inside the book:

• monster battles against finals, financial aid, deadlines, and burnout
• character sheets, quests, XP, and survival tracking
• coping tools disguised as cursed game mechanics

What it is:
A printed interactive book that combines a journal, monster manual, and RPG-style college survival guide.

Why it makes a great gift:
It’s funny enough to want, strange enough to remember, and useful enough to survive with.

Roll for initiative. The semester just began.