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Your GPA is fiction. The monsters are real.
You wake up after graduating high school. Has it been a day? A month? Time is a flat syllabus, and somehow you're already behind. So: college.
Houses & Humans: A Cursed College Campaign is a darkly funny, RPG-style survival journal for the academically afflicted. Take a suspicious quiz, get claimed by an Order, and choose your class — Potion Master, Lorebinder, Ctrl+Alt+Chaos, the Duct Tape Underground, and eleven other flavors of academic doom. Grab your dice, your textbooks, and a backpack that may or may not be emotionally load-bearing, and descend into the cursed campus dungeon.
Inside this chaotic solo campaign you'll find:
A d100 Roll for Coping table: one hundred tiny survival spells for when your brain is lagging
22 side quests that turn laundry, dishes, and the Forbidden Email Folder into XP
A full monster compendium: battle the Finals Beast, the Tuition Hydra, and the Anxiety Gremlin, until you face the final boss himself — the Burnout Behemoth
Potion recipes for every dubious elixir in your dorm, from Tincture of Burnt Determination to Cursed Midnight Cereal Milk
Character sheets, trackers, certificates of questionable achievement, and one page that isn't joking at all, for the nights that are bigger than this book
This isn't a planner. This isn't beige self-help. It's a cursed journal, a monster manual, and a dangerously interactive survival guide to higher education — 282 pages of dice rolls, dark jokes, margin heckling, and the stubborn belief that surviving badly still counts.
For the neurospicy, the overwhelmed, the chronically late, and everyone who has ever cried in a stairwell and called it a side quest. Crying in the library earns XP. Checking a box after counts as progress. That's intended.
Roll for initiative. The dungeon bell just rang.
Houses and Humans: A Cursed College Campaign
$35.00