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Welcome to college. Roll for initiative.
Houses & Humans is not your typical academic planner. It’s a cursed campaign guide for barely-functional students battling monsters like The Finals Beast, Anxiety Gremlins, and the FAFSA Fiend with nothing but caffeine, chaos, and questionable coping skills.
Part workbook, part survival journal, part RPG, this book lets you:
Build your character (you, but with stats like CHA, INT, and Stamina).
Track your quests (laundry counts as a boss fight).
Earn XP for surviving side quests like “Talk to the Financial Aid Office Without Crying.”
Cast real-life spells from the Codex of Coping (Summon Focus, Banish Procrastination, and more).
Fight metaphorical monsters. Again. And again. Until they finally fail a saving throw.
From cursed freshmen to tenured gremlin overlords, this is your map through the academic underworld. There are no grades here—just titles earned, potions drawn, and pages filled in pencil, ink, or tears.
You don’t win this game.
You survive it.
Houses and Humans, A Cursed College Campaign (original edition)
$35.00