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Main Quest Tote Bag – Survive Capitalism | Funny Gamer Gift & Eco-Friendly Shopping Tote
$19.05
When life’s economy is cursed and your inventory is full, carry the essentials: Rent Money, Motivation, Therapy, Caffeine, and Hope (Low Stock).
This Houses & Humans RPG tote features a cozy watercolor illustration of a fantasy potion shelf beneath the words “Main Quest: Survive Capitalism.” It’s deceptively cheerful—like your coping mechanisms, but stitched.
Perfect for groceries, spellbooks, emotional baggage, or hoarded snacks of resistance.
A cozy watercolor tote for carrying Rent, Therapy, and low-stock Hope.
Part whimsy, part existential dread — fully functional.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% Polyester body for durability and quick-drying
- Seamless thread color for a polished finish
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
- Boxed corners to increase storage capacity
- Available in 3 sizes with a non-woven laminate inside
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.