NPC Energy Hoodie – Funny Gamer Hoodie with Lore Drops & Lag Warning (RPG Style)

You’re not the main character — and honestly? That’s a relief. This hoodie is for the background heroes, the quiet observers, the ones who suddenly share a 3-minute emotional backstory in the middle of a coffee line.

Wearing this declares to the world: “Yes, I’m buffering. No, I’m not explaining why.” Perfect for long rest days, awkward small talk, and the occasional spontaneous monologue about trauma, art, or your favorite obscure playlist.

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🪄 Buff Effects:

+3 to Comfort

+2 to Existential Commentary

–5 to Processing Speed

Passive Skill: “Delivers Lore When No One Asked.”

This midweight fleece hoodie brings tabletop humor and cozy game-night vibes into everyday wear. Soft, slightly structured fabric and a relaxed silhouette keep you comfortable while the watercolor-style badge and playful “NPC ENERGY — Expect Lag and Unexpected Lore Drops” artwork announce your love for roleplaying in a subtle, artful way. Wear it between sessions, during late-night campaigns, or out to a café when you’re still half in-game. The lined hood, dropped shoulders, and roomy pouch pocket make it feel like a warm companion on chilly commutes or marathon rulebook reads.

Product features
- Lined two-piece hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit for casual comfort
- Large front pouch pocket for hands and small gear
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified sustainable fabric
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: soft ring-spun cotton blend with tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean