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Funny RPG Shirt – ‘Shirt of Climatic Instability’ Cursed Relic Tee by Houses & Humans
$23.21
For adventurers who never pick the right layer.
The Shirt of Climatic Instability grants +1 Warmth, +1 Chill (they cancel each other out). A cursed relic whispered to inflict the “You should’ve brought a jacket” debuff on every wearer.
Printed in warm and cool tones for maximum irony, this comfy tee is your go-to for surviving the unpredictable dungeon known as “the outside.”
Item Stats:
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+1 Cool Factor (not temperature-related)
Product features
- Without side seams for a streamlined look and reduced waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and ensures lasting elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching over time.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel.
- Ethically made and certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean