RPG Socks – ‘Socks of Mild Protection +1’ Funny Artifact Gear for Fantasy Gamers

Forged for low-level adventurers and over-caffeinated mortals alike, these enchanted socks provide mild warmth, questionable fashion, and a faint sense of emotional safety. Hand-painted in the Houses & Humans art style, they feature watercolor runes of protection, a subtle parchment-tone weave, and our signature wax-seal insignia near the ankle.

Ideal for questing through laundry piles, braving the frozen grocery aisles, or surviving your 8 AM class in human disguise.

Stats & Features:

• +1 Armor vs Cold (debatably placebo)

• –3 vs Puddles (do not taunt wet terrain)

• Parchment-pattern background with blue runic sigil

• Black heel & toe for maximum resistance to entropy

• Soft, stretchy poly-cotton blend for adventurers of all alignments

• Designed in-house at Houses & Humans RPG

Lore Bonus:
Wearing both socks simultaneously may grant the passive buff “Mildly Functional Adult.”

Please note: Dark color prints tend to make the side-seams more noticeable.

.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
.: 3 different sizes
.: Unisex regular fit
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms
.: Please note: Printed with flat sublimation method. Color discrepancy can be seen on side seams