Adulting Quest Zip Hoodie – 'Main Quest: Adulting' Gamer RPG Humor Sweatshirt

Some days you’re slaying dragons.
Other days, you’re just trying not to burn dinner or cry in the grocery aisle.
Either way — you’re still on the quest.

This hoodie is for the modern adventurer trudging through capitalism’s dungeon, armed with caffeine, chaos, and maybe a little therapy. Featuring a magical D20 sigil and the official quest log for “Adulting,” it’s proof you’re doing your best in a campaign that definitely didn’t come with clear instructions.

🪄 Buff Effects:
+2 to Warmth
+3 to Emotional Resilience
–4 to Motivation (stackable)
Passive Skill: “Still Functioning (Mostly).”

Slip into a zip-up that feels like a friendly sidekick for weekday quests and weekend downtime. This classic-fit hoodie carries a playful, RPG-inspired design that names your daily grind as a true adventure: lighthearted mission text and a crest-like emblem sit on the chest and back, catching the eye without shouting. The roomy front pockets hold phone, keys, or dice; the adjustable hood tucks up around your neck on chilly walks. It’s cotton-blend warmth with a lived-in weight, and subtle embroidered detail adds texture where it matters. Wear it while logging errands, settling into a game night, or leaning into cozy, productive solitude — it reads like a badge for grown-up responsibilities done with humor and heart.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with medium-heavy 8 oz fabric for durable warmth
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Spacious front pockets and adjustable hood with drawstring
- Durable silver metal zipper and sewn-in label; runs true to size
- Embroidery on left chest plus DTF wrist prints; meets EU safety and warranty standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean