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Bag of Groceries (Cursed) – RPG Tote Bag for Gamers | Houses & Humans Cotton Canvas Tote
$24.12
From the chaotic kitchen of adulthood comes the Bag of Groceries (Cursed) — a reusable tote for adventurers who failed their saving throw against inflation.
This watercolor-style design from the Houses & Humans RPG Collection features bewitched produce, suspicious potions, and a faint aura of financial dread. Perfect for groceries, spell components, or emotional baggage, this sturdy cotton canvas bag grants:
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+2 Constitution (when carrying everything in one trip)
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–3 Financial Stability (when you see the total at checkout)
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+1 Charisma (for making cashiers laugh instead of cry)
Crafted with durable stitching and eco-friendly enchantments, this tote is your everyday companion for quests both mundane and metaphysical.
🎒 Stats:
.: 100% cotton canvas
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Available in natural and black colors
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
Because even cursed heroes need a bag that can handle it.