Cursed but Functioning — Engraved Bracelet

A cursed accessory for the barely surviving.
Each Houses & Humans bracelet is engraved with grimly motivational mantras for the modern adventurer — perfect for anyone who’s out of spell slots but still showing up.
Made for those who laugh through the chaos, roll with disadvantage, and accessorize their emotional damage.

Perfect For:
Gift-giving to fellow adventurers, anxious spellcasters, or anyone running on emotional caffeine.

A slim, natural stone stretch bracelet anchored by a surgical-grade stainless steel engraved bar. The soft, matte gemstone beads bring quiet, earthy tones—subtle greens, creams, and greys in one variant, and clean white marbled stone in the other—paired with a polished silver-toned bar that holds a permanent engraved detail. Designed for everyday wear, the elastic stretch cord slips on easily and sits comfortably against the wrist. It arrives in a white gloss jewelry box with non-tarnish cotton fiber, so it’s ready to present or store without fuss. The overall effect is calm, refined, and wearable with both casual and elevated looks.

Product features
- 316L surgical-grade stainless steel bar with permanent engraving
- 18K PVD gold coating available for gold variants
- Hypoallergenic materials safe for sensitive skin
- Durable stretch construction with strong elastic cord
- Includes white gloss jewelry box with non-tarnish cotton protection

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.