Cursed Relic Phone Case – 'Infinite Distraction & Doom' Protective RPG-Inspired Cover

Protect your device—or curse it further—with this enchanted relic forged in the fires of procrastination.
The Cursed Relic of Infinite Distraction and Doom is a grimly stylish ward against boredom, sanity, and productivity.
Fiery runes glow against aged stone, warning all who behold it: “This phone is a mimic.”
You may gain +2 Aesthetic but suffer –4 Focus.

Effect:
Steals focus, consumes hours, and whispers terrible ideas at 3 A.M.

Features:

• 🔥 Fiery rune circle art inspired by Houses & Humans RPG

• 💀 Durable dual-layer protection (polycarbonate shell + inner TPU lining)

• ⚙️ Precision cut ports for easy access to your doomed notifications

• 🕯️ Matte or gloss finish options

• 📱 Available for major phone models (iPhone & Samsung)

• 🎁 Perfect gift for gamers, doom-scrollers, and chaotic adventurers

Product features
- Lexan/polycarbonate glossy outer shell for strong impact resistance
- Flexible TPU inner liner and 2-piece design for shock absorption
- Lay-flat bezel to protect the screen from surface scratches
- UV protected print and glossy finish for long-lasting, vibrant artwork
- Supports wireless charging; compatible with iPhone 17 series and many models

Care instructions
- Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.