RPG Tote Bag – ‘It’s Not Hoarding, It’s Inventory’ Eco-Friendly Houses & Humans Tote

Perfect for groceries, anxiety, and emotional baggage.
This Houses & Humans RPG tote features a whimsical watercolor design of cozy chaos — stacked books, a skull mug, and plush monsters — reminding everyone that clutter is just loot with emotional value.
Durable cotton canvas, reinforced seams, printed on both sides with the official H&H crest.
Carry your coping mechanisms with pride.

Watercolor-style tote bag featuring stacks of books, a skull mug, and plush monsters under the phrase “It’s Not Hoarding, It’s Inventory,” with muted earth tones and soft blue highlights.

Carry your coping tools like the seasoned adventurer you are.

Finally, a bag that understands you.
Whether you’re collecting groceries, emotional baggage, or small plush monsters, this Houses & Humans RPG tote gives your chaos a lore-friendly excuse.

Adorned with a watercolor illustration of cozy clutter—books, a skull mug, and your new plush familiars—it’s perfect for adventurers whose “organization system” is technically sentient.

• Printed on both sides: front design + H&H logo

Product features
- 100% polyester body for durability and quick drying.
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength.
- Boxed corners provide extra space and roominess.
- Available in three sizes to suit various needs.
- Choice of five color handle options for personalization.

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

 ⚠️ Warning: Not an extradimensional space. Overfilled bags may lead to side quests, clutter, or emotional attachment.