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Main Quest: Survive Capitalism Tote – Funny Gamer Travel Bag | Press Start to Cope Canvas Tote
$39.63
Every day’s a new campaign, and the only objective is survival.
This Houses & Humans RPG tote features a watercolor fantasy title screen design reading “Main Quest: Survive Capitalism” with the subtext “Press Start to Cope.”
Perfect for adventurers heading into work, therapy, or the grocery dungeon. Sturdy enough for books, snacks, and mild existential dread.
Press start, pick up your bag, keep respawning.
| 24" × 13" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 24.00 |
| Height, in | 13.00 |
| Depth, in | 2.01 |
| Strap length, in | 27.00 |
Product features
- 100% spun polyester: Retains shape and resists wrinkles, no ironing needed.
- Vibrant colors: Bright, crisp colors enhance your individual style.
- Cotton webbing: Durable black woven handles for comfortable carrying.
- Generous size: Measures 24" x 13" - perfect for all your essentials.
- T-bottom construction: Provides extra space and stability.
Care instructions
- Dryclean
- Spot clean/Air dry