Mimic Christmas Stocking – D&D Holiday Stocking for RPG Fans & Fantasy Decor

This Stocking Is a Mimic

Artifact Tier: Mildly Malevolent
Effect: Devours unattended cookies.

Not all stockings wait patiently for Santa. Some… have teeth.
This cursed holiday relic from Houses & Humans RPG disguises itself as a cozy Christmas stocking—until you get too close. With a glowing eye, a mischievous tongue, and suspicious bite marks, it’s the perfect décor for adventurers who prefer their cheer with a side of chaos.

Stats:

• +3 Festive Vibes

• –2 Trust in Household Decorations

• Ready-to-hang loop for displaying your questionable life choices

Lore:
Rumor has it this stocking whispers “snack time” when cookies vanish mysteriously. Perfect for players, DMs, and chaotic neutral holiday hosts who know that nothing in the dungeon—or the living room—is truly safe.

🕯️ Gift it to the adventurer who’s been rolling disadvantage on motivation since Halloween.

Product features
- Roomy interior fits lots of treats and gifts
- Soft, plush 100% polyester fleece for a cozy feel
- Durable overlocked seams for long-lasting use
- Sturdy 3" twill ribbon loop for easy hanging
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; pre-constructed, ±1" size variance

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.