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Funny Gamer Hoodie – NPC Energy Sweatshirt with D20 Dice & Dialogue Trigger Warning

Funny Gamer Hoodie – NPC Energy Sweatshirt with D20 Dice & Dialogue Trigger Warning

$30.17
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Whether you’re avoiding the main quest or just trying to restock your emotional inventory, this hoodie channels pure NPC Energy. The glowing D20 sigil marks you as a background character with chaotic conversational potential — the kind who says “Hey, traveler!” and accidentally triggers a 45-minute side quest.

Soft, cozy, and vaguely judgmental in the right lighting, it’s perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever muttered “I don’t have the social stamina for this cutscene.”

 

Wear it while you idle in taverns, overanalyze dialogue options, or stand awkwardly in the corner of real-life parties.

 

This cozy hooded sweatshirt brings tabletop nostalgia to everyday life. A cool blue d20 sits at the center, encircled by the motto “NPC Energy” and the playful line “May I Trigger Unexpected Dialogue.” The soft white fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to layer for early-morning game prep, late-night sessions, or casual meetups at your favorite gaming café. Subtle enough for daily wear, but specific in its nod to roleplayers, it feels like a shared wink between friends who love storytelling, dice rolls, and improvisation. Wear it when you’re running a session, chatting lore, or just lounging while flipping through campaign notes—the hoodie settles in like a comfortable NPC: reliable, slightly mischievous, and full of character.

Product features
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold small odds and ends
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined construction
- Comfortable classic fit with tear-away neck label for scratch-free wear
- Print and embroidery options; inner neck and sleeve prints use DTF while main art uses DTG

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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