Prism of Silenced Shadows — Table Lamp

(Mental Monster Containment Unit — Stability Roll: 3d6. Advice: Run Anyway.)

You’ve finally done it, Adventurer.
You’ve trapped your mental monsters in a lamp.

This arcane containment unit glows with captured chaos — Anxiety Gremlins, Spoon Leeches, Laundry Beasts, Motivation Mimics, and that chest-thing that definitely wasn’t a mimic (until it was). Bound behind glowing vertical sigils, these creatures are stuck providing ambient illumination instead of emotional sabotage.

Each lamp is printed like a page torn from a cursed field journal: coffee-stain monsters, watercolor shadows, and runic wards humming with low-grade eldritch threat. It's cozy. It's alarming. It's perfect.

Whether you place it on a nightstand, a desk, or an area of your home you’re pretending to have “under control,” this lamp provides a warm, magical glow powered exclusively by the quiet suffering of defeated monsters.

🌀 Effects (in-universe):

• Illumination powered by imprisoned dread

• +1 to Clarity

• +2 to Boundary Setting

• +4 to Pretending You Have Your Life Together

• Curse: Occasional gentle scratching from inside the containment field

• Stability Roll: 3d6

• Advice: Run anyway

🛠️ Lamp Features (real world):

• Printed in rich detail on a fabric shade

• Stable tripod base

• Soft, warm glow ideal for desks, nightstands, and magical containment chambers

• Durable, clean print of sigils, monsters, and coffee-stain textures

• Perfect gift for students, adults, neurospicy adventurers, and anyone running from their own metaphorical beasts