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Casey thought the worst thing today would be another spilled frappuccino. Instead, they’re tied up with glitter rope in Kip’s grandma’s craft room. Kip has ransom notes, a velvet cape, and a PowerPoint called Operation Take Control—but Casey has customer service trauma and zero patience left.
A dark comedy about burnout, bad fonts, and the world’s least menacing kidnapping, The Hostage Situation is perfect for fans of sarcastic banter, chaotic villains, and anyone who’s ever survived retail.
The Hostage Situation
$9.99