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The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges
The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges
A stranger clicked “Buy Now” on an ordinary Thursday and accidentally ascended to minor godhood. Meet Joseph, Patron of First Sales — cosmic accident, lore-maker, and proof that even the... Continue the Tale
The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon
The First Stranger Enters the Dungeon
Achievement Unlocked: a real-life stranger bought Houses & Humans RPG! The first adventurer has entered the dungeon, proving the ads work and the campaign has officially begun. Welcome to the... Continue the Tale
Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)
Title: Of Socks, Spoons, and the Chaotic Neutral Gods of Printify (A Dungeon Master’s Log from the Design Trenches of Houses & Humans)
Six hours designing socks, one computer crash, a dog-devoured sketchbook, and possibly an alien abduction later—my “quick Printify project” has become an epic quest. Between color mismatches, workplace interruptions, and... Continue the Tale
Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)
Why CBT Deserves Better (and Why I Made It Weird)
CBT is powerful, practical, and painfully underused. Houses & Humans turns it into something playable—because learning to survive shouldn’t feel like homework. Continue the Tale
The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children
The Easter Bunny Had Teeth: How My First Book Accidentally Traumatized (and Comforted) My Children
It started as a bedtime story to explain the Easter Bunny and ended as my first book — equal parts comforting, creepy, and weirdly heartfelt. Continue the Tale
From Stage Fright to Spotlight: Why I Started Writing Duo Scripts for Unhinged Kids (and Their Brave Coaches)
From Stage Fright to Spotlight: Why I Started Writing Duo Scripts for Unhinged Kids (and Their Brave Coaches)
Couldn’t find any funny duo scripts? Me neither. So I wrote them. These kids’ books double as ridiculous, stage-ready duos that mix chaos, timing, and unapologetic humor. Continue the Tale
Welcome to the Cursed Campaign (a.k.a. About Me)
Welcome to the Cursed Campaign (a.k.a. About Me)
Life didn’t come with a rulebook, so I wrote one. Houses & Humans turns coping into XP—monsters are metaphors, naps are potions, and progress counts even when it’s messy. Continue the Tale
About the Chaotic DM Behind Houses & Humans
About the Chaotic DM Behind Houses & Humans
About the author: Jonia here, the neurodivergent, level 7 DM of Houses & Humans. I create grimoires, quest journals, children’s plays and stories, as well as chaotic loot. Printed on... Continue the Tale

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The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

The Church of Joseph — A New H&H Deity Emerges

|Jonia Wortley
A stranger clicked “Buy Now” on an ordinary Thursday and accidentally ascended to minor godhood. Meet Joseph, Patron of First Sales — cosmic accident, lore-maker, and proof that even the...